By royal command of the collective body of copywriters here at my job, which shall remain anonymous, personal blogs are now on the weekly agenda. I dislike writing personal blogs. Ironic, since this "personal blog" thing was totally my idea. I sometimes suggest things in meetings without thinking...
For the record, I'm not quite sure why I have this huge aversion to personal blogs. I think it's because I'm going through a social-media hating phase. Probably for life. There's a good chance I'm a might be part-Luddite.
I just prefer personal, two-way conversations over mass-produced one-way ones. So I hope Google's crawlers are the only things reading this. But if you do happen to be human and would like to read - help yourself! I get it. Some people like these things.
Well, if I had ceremonial scissors and a giant ribbon, I would cut it, in honor of launching this pathetic blog. But I don't. Bummer. (See - this is another reason real things are far more fun than the internet!)
Anyway, thank you Google for reading this blog, and thank you everyone else for not!
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